Ryan Lochte Teaches Jennifer Hudson to Swim

May 2024 · 12 minute read

He's still so damned hot.

I want Ryan in me, quite deeply.

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by Anonymousreply 66November 15, 2023 1:23 PM

Good for her, this is a good message for adults: it's never too late to learn an important skill. I know some of y'all are JHud haters but she's always professional and a good sport. Even when her talk show ends she'll continue to get work because of those attributes. This is a fun segment & Lochte is still looking like a snack and is also super sweet.

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2023 3:24 AM

Who is the old man with them?

by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2023 3:31 AM

Would their joint IQ make it into triple digits?

by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2023 4:21 AM

This idiot used to make over $2 million a year and he's broke now. Spent it on shoes and stupid shit.

He was always dumb, but god damn. SOMEBODY should have stepped in.

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2023 4:25 AM

Perhaps he should start an OnlyFans while there is still time.

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2023 7:53 AM

A lot of African-American women don’t like to swim because it messes with their hair.

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2023 8:56 AM

It might just be the cold meds, but I thought that was really sweet. Go Jeah-nnifer!

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2023 9:55 AM

He should teach her to tread water. That’s as important if not more than that basic crawl. And non swimmers often pick up backstroke more easily. Those two can save your life if you’re a non swimmer and fall off a boat.

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2023 12:17 PM

He's good looking but always seemed really unintelligent. I remember an interview a while back where he didn't appear to understand some of the questions and none of them were hard.

Still, he seems to be a nice guy and that's the main thing. Don't ruin it for me by confirming he's a MAGA or something.

by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2023 12:24 PM

Pleasantly surprised with this how sweet and earnest this was. Maybe I'll finally learn how to swim now!

by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2023 2:02 PM

I like him and I agree he’s aging well in a hot daddy kind of way. I felt bad for him when things really fell apart after the controversy in Brazil. Mainly because Brazil [italic]is[/italic] a fucked up corrupt country and he may have exaggerated for attention (or whatever his motive was) but as far as I could tell, he didn’t flat out lie.

I’m a fan of Jhud too. She’s a great singer and glamorous. She’s also pretty low profile. I had no idea she had a YouTube show.

by Anonymousreply 13November 12, 2023 2:23 PM

His reality show he was promoting at R12 is only rated 2.9 on IMDB.

One reviewer wrote:

“One star for the show + One star for his body = 2 stars.

byebyeanthony1 May 2013

For their next reality show I suggest that the E network comb the United States in search of a person born in the 1980s capable of human thought. It would be a long, on-going series because, if this Lochte show is any indication, there are none. He's the sort of guy Jay Leno would stop on the sidewalk for a Jaywalking segment and ask him questions about general knowledge. He would get them wrong.

When Lochte talks about swimming and when you see him do his exercises, you can see he's in his element and it's of moderate interest. But the rest of his life, which is 95% of this reality show, is one long snore-fest. He is just plain boring. The only saving grace for women and gay men is knowing that at some point in every episode Lochte will remove his shirt and show off his chest. If it weren't for the nipple-fest there would be no reason for this program's existence.

Lochte has spent a good part of his life in the water, he's a bit backward socially and shy. It's refreshing in a way, but I can't imagine building a whole series about it. I don't think that Lochte is much dumber than the average fellow his age. It's just that he's ill-equipped for this gig and the folks at E know it. And it's a shame because he does appear to be a genuine person (he even tears up at one point during an interview). There is more than one time in the first program that the E network made fun of him, more than happy to show Lochte's lack of knowledge and comment on it with a little bit of underlying wise-guy music here or there. Talk about kicking a guy when he's down!

I watched the first show laughing at first at how dumb everyone was (his date never heard of "wontons"), but I didn't laugh for long. I enjoyed Lochte's half-naked body that was constantly being paraded around, but even that wore off before the show was over (THANK GOD this is not a 60 minute show)!

Ryan Lochte was so much more attractive at the start of the show before he opened his mouth. By the end of the 30 minutes he seemed still-born.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2023 2:35 PM

I'd still hit it. Or let it hit me.

Aging athletes gone slightly to pot is kinda my Kryptonite.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2023 2:41 PM

I think Ryan is mistakenly still trying to pursue a career in the entertainment industry.

He needs to give it up, because that ship has sailed.

Even Michael Phelps would have a hard time finding acting/endorsement deals, and he's much more accomplished and smarter than Ryan.

In this video, Ryan basically states his passion. He wants to teach kids how to swim.

He should become a college swim team coach. It pays fairly well (especially at the more prominent schools), and he would be doing what he loves.

Even more than that, he has the patience and the personality to be a really good coach.

Someone should tell him that.

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2023 3:04 PM

The grey coming in on the sides of his hair adds several hotness points to an already high score for me.

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2023 3:20 PM

[quote] I’m a fan of Jhud too. She’s a great singer and glamorous. She’s also pretty low profile. I had no idea she had a YouTube show.

She has an Emmy-nominated, widely syndicated talk-variety show -- it is not a YouTube show. Clips are shown on youtube. Her show is notable because she always coaxes the musical guests into song and then outsings them.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2023 3:46 PM

Ryan Lochte? Seriously? Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 21November 12, 2023 3:47 PM

Ryan has such a cute laugh.

Michael Phelps won more Olympic medals, but Ryan has a much better personality.

Ryan seems like such a sweet guy.

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by Anonymousreply 22November 12, 2023 3:52 PM

He’s a beauty, and seems fairly nice. The latter attribute surprises me after his Brazil fibs, but I suppose the ridicule he was subjected to after that might have humbled him somewhat. - when you go through life so physically perfect, it is probably a fairly seismic event when your behaviour is finally criticised.

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2023 3:57 PM

Lochte is as dumb as he is hot - which is really saying something in both directions.

He does seem like he's settled down a bit from his younger days and does come across much better than he used to in interviews.

by Anonymousreply 24November 12, 2023 3:59 PM

[quote] when you go through life so physically perfect, it is probably a fairly seismic event when your behaviour is finally criticised

It was more than just criticism, R23.

That was a bona fide INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!

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by Anonymousreply 25November 12, 2023 4:07 PM

It's a good show, a positive show!

by Anonymousreply 26November 12, 2023 4:17 PM

I'm not denying Lochte isn't ever going to be a Rhodes Scholar, but honestly, the way y'all fawn over that boy on Heartstopper who needs a couple sandwiches and maybe an IV drip...I mean, I guess. Jesus be a wide set of shoulders and a broad muscled back.

by Anonymousreply 27November 12, 2023 6:57 PM

Lots of AAs can’t swim because of the history of segregation where Blacks were not allowed in pools.

That’s why it’s really important to do segments like this.

Lots of drowning deaths could be prevented.

by Anonymousreply 28November 12, 2023 7:18 PM

Segregation from the past is preventing black people from swimming now? When I grew up in DC the public pools were filled with black kids.

by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2023 10:02 PM

Jennifer Hudson dazzles fellow holidayers in bright pink figure-hugging burqini

by Anonymousreply 30November 12, 2023 10:08 PM

I'm not trying to start an international incident and i'm NOT RACIST at all. I'm EEOD all the way, for the record.

But it's been shown that "density of lean body mass is greater in blacks than in whites" and that greater density creates drag or resistance in water. If you'd like a citation on that, search PubMed with the quoted text above.

If that's the case, is it in fact possible that swimming isn't as popular for black people as it is for white people? Maybe it's more difficult? Look, this is a real question.

Now i'm just waiting for that bitch TeriGarrFish to swoop down and call me racist, when in fact this is one of the only times I've brought it up on this board.

by Anonymousreply 31November 12, 2023 10:22 PM

Gronk has been able to pull a career out of the dumb but lovable jock persona.....Ryan is just super dumb

by Anonymousreply 32November 12, 2023 10:52 PM

He was a great swimmer in his prime, but, yes, incredibly stupid.

by Anonymousreply 33November 12, 2023 11:02 PM

Lochte attended the University of Florida and graduated in 2007, majoring in sport management.

….tee hee. Y’all gonna look stupid in a few years when he wins a Nobel Prize.

by Anonymousreply 36November 13, 2023 11:24 PM

[quote] Lochte attended the University of Florida and graduated in 2007, majoring in sport management.

Wow, he was there with Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez.

by Anonymousreply 37November 13, 2023 11:34 PM

Tebow and Lochte wlll share that Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, the Nobel committee does not award prizes posthumously. Lo siento, Aarón.

by Anonymousreply 38November 13, 2023 11:39 PM

I'd let him do what he wants to me, he's lovely and sweet!

by Anonymousreply 39November 13, 2023 11:40 PM

He can teach me how to bite a pillow.

by Anonymousreply 40November 13, 2023 11:56 PM

[quote]Lots of AAs can’t swim because of the history of segregation where Blacks were not allowed in pools.

It isn't just African-Americans. Most black people the world over can't/don't swim nor like the water very much. I can't even think of any black Olympic swimmers.

by Anonymousreply 42November 14, 2023 12:08 AM

R42 can’t think of anything—that’s how dumb his post is.

by Anonymousreply 43November 14, 2023 12:13 AM

R44 no idiot..she was covering her hair to keep it dry…. How fucking stoopid can you be? Have you never seen a bathing cap?

by Anonymousreply 45November 14, 2023 2:12 AM

R45, you sound dumb as shit, accusing people.

Jennifer Hudson is wearing a full-body bathing suit similar to the ones conservative Muslim women wear when they swim in public.

I have never seen anyone ever wear one in America, only in Europe, and then only conservative Muslim women so thinking that Hudson might be Muslim is a perfectly cogent question.

by Anonymousreply 46November 14, 2023 2:26 AM

r46 You're not very bright.

by Anonymousreply 47November 14, 2023 2:28 AM

Some women who don't want people picking apart every flaw on their body opt for burkinis.

by Anonymousreply 49November 14, 2023 2:30 AM

No it’s not —you have no clue what you are talking about….Black women uses all sorts of head covers, body suits, bathing caps, etc. to protect their hair in the water. Just ‘cause your another White boy asseipe doesn’t make you half-way smart today or any day.

by Anonymousreply 50November 14, 2023 2:32 AM

What are the credentials of the racial theorist / physiologist posting here?

by Anonymousreply 52November 14, 2023 2:34 AM

You mean the Muslimswimologist? None, whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 53November 14, 2023 3:10 AM

[quote] It isn't just African-Americans. Most black people the world over can't/don't swim nor like the water very much. I can't even think of any black Olympic swimmers.

Well, thinking can be harder for some than for others. When it fails you, just do a Google search.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 14, 2023 4:25 AM

T31. Even if your theories about lean body mass density have any validity (which I doubt), that would only make a difference at the very elite level. It would not cause swimming to be unenjoyable for the run of the mill black swimmer.

by Anonymousreply 55November 14, 2023 4:31 AM

I don't think Ryan has ever shown his ass. What a disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 56November 14, 2023 8:26 AM

It looks flat as do the ones on other pro swimmers.

by Anonymousreply 57November 14, 2023 8:28 AM

Thanks to this thread I just had a dream I was showering next to this guy, and I found someone's wedding ring and have it to him to find the owner. Didn't see him nude though

by Anonymousreply 59November 14, 2023 11:11 AM

R59 It's annoying when dreams are realistic like that. I had a similar dream recently where I was with a hot guy but I didn't initiate anything. Being well behaved in a dream is so pointless and yet I was!

by Anonymousreply 60November 14, 2023 11:24 AM

Who gives an ENTIRE FUCK that he can't do long division? Bet he fucks like a mid-90s porn star.

by Anonymousreply 61November 14, 2023 12:47 PM

No pics even of his beautiful bum?

by Anonymousreply 62November 14, 2023 12:56 PM

Long division is a pretty important skill to have though…🤔

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by Anonymousreply 63November 14, 2023 10:09 PM

R61, how do mid-90s porn stars fuck?

by Anonymousreply 64November 15, 2023 6:59 AM

R64 It's just a metaphor. I think the mid-90s for many people was the apex of gay porn because that's when the big online porn companies were truly bustling with content. Back then, It was like those companies found factories that only produced hot GP4.

by Anonymousreply 65November 15, 2023 11:50 AM

Such a great message. Like R1 wrote, so many people do not know how to swim. A lot of them are African-American, and it is because African-American communities did not have access to swimming pools when they were younger. The ability to swim should be a requirement in public education.

The water is my happy place, too. Love swimming laps. I retreat into meditation doing it.

Ryan Locate looks better now than he did a few years ago. He's really sweet with Jennifer Hudson.

But he'll always be a man at night and a man in the morning!

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by Anonymousreply 66November 15, 2023 1:23 PM

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